Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Don't Forget to Blarg! I Mean Blog.

Things To Remember When Blogging
Dear Jen,
First of all, please don't forget to blog.
And also, please tie a red string around your right index finger. You know. For what? To remind yourself TO BLOG, that's what! To remind yourself to freaking BLOG. Blogging is really important.

Thirdly, don't forget to smile.

And D., don't you even think about forgetting to dance. That's vital. Because like that song said, I hope you dance, Jen Sexton. I freaking hope you dance. And if you don't dance, I hope it isn't just because you freaking forgot to. 

Fifthly, try to remember that you are loved beyond measure. That is bound to come in handy. 

And then there's the whole Japan thing. For corn's sake, don't forget about Japan. 
That could get ugly. Real quick. 

And something to absolutely and without fail remember is this: 
Do NOT forget to have a good time. How many times have you done that, sister? A couple. 

What are we up to, eighthly? Eighthly, Jen Sexton, I don't think I have to remember to remind you not to forget to be awesome. That goes without saying. 

But the most important thing of all to remember when blogging late at night 
to get back into the swing of blogging is this: 
Charlie Sexton and his gigantic hair. Do not under any circumstances forget that. 
Beat's So Lonely, baby. 

Once again, 
I remain, 
Blogstress Sexton.